dazy faced

When someone named your crush and you start grinning and blushing like a stupid idiot

"Omg, Becky! You totally got all dazy faced just now!"

by Mrs. Baby Giraffe February 18, 2017

trouser faced

A very british way of saying you're getting drunk .

"Oi mate im getting absolutely trouser faced tonight "

by GreenDust June 22, 2017

buttermilk facial

Describes the process of farting in someone's face after receiving unprotected anal sex with ejaculation, thus covering the face of the other person with small, white drops of semen.
The same thing happens when opening a carton with buttermilk too close to your face.

After finishing her off from behind, that stupid bitch gave me a buttermilk facial!

by Blitzkneisser June 30, 2017

mangle faced

Getting so drunk your face gets all fucked up.

Friend 1:"Bro, I think I drank too much last night". Friend 2: "No shit, you were fucking mangle faced "

by ya boi bugz November 6, 2017

2 faced friend

a bitch that you need to beat her ass
a fake ass slut
a hoe that suck dick and blame it on you

fuck that bitch she 2 faced friend

by somoreya April 21, 2018

sucky facials

A blow job

Tell dat bitch gimme sucky facials

by Therealestwordz January 21, 2018

Snail-facing

Sliding the woman’s lips of the vulva smoothly over another persons nose - leaving a trace of vaginal secretion on the face. This is usually not in a sexual context and is used for a mans demotion. Men’s alternative: see tee bagging.

Daniel got snail-faced by Sabrina this night. The secretion is still sticks on his entire face. He better had not tee-bagged her last night! Snail-facing is really the toughest stuff you can do as a girl!

by McDude4Real May 31, 2018