Fecies Boner

The act of smelling or noticing a person deficating, and seeing their poopy and getting a colossal erection. This can also be used when your having sexual intercourse with a persons fecies.

CJ says :"Do you smell that? I think someones shitting."
Matt says: " Yea yo, i think im getting a Fecies Boner. Its starting to rip through my jeans."

Fecies Boner

by Aggressive Ass Play Lover July 25, 2011

release the fece

When you take a shit and only one fece comes out

I was brewing for so long, I had to release the fece and it hit my balls on the way out

by T Revenge April 5, 2006

fece

adj. (pron. fees); a word which means nasty, disgusting, or unnatural. Most likely a derivative of feces. Also spelled feece or feese.

"Get your shirt back on, Santa! That's fece!"

"Ew. This movie is fece."

"Hate to break it to you, but that outfit is fece."

by knightshade May 16, 2006

tri-fecta of relaxation

jerkin off, gettin drunk, smokin weed

there is nothing like the tri-fecta of relaxation after a long week of studying

by Big E notor E us December 2, 2003

fec

face

"look at that jerk's fecking fat fec."

by ;) October 28, 2003

Feckpecker

A very original insult used to insult the intellegence, psysique and odour of a strongly hated individual.

You're such a feckfecer you forgot how to trun the shower on because you have little toothpick arms...just like a little fucking feckpecker!

by Warren Hildebrand September 7, 2003

feces

The solid, brown (I hope) stuff that is excreted by every living animal (save for George Dubblya. Hasn't dropped a loaf since '89!)

Man 1: You feces head!

by Doctor Gorby May 21, 2007