Pretending to like someone when both of you know you hate each other. Social and Professional settings.
My boss tried to fire me and I put in my 2 weeks notice so I could cash out my vacation package before he had the chance. He said "Hey Brother, do you mind running an errand for me real quick"? I said "I am so sorry buddy, unfortunately my tires are all flat." We both knew I was lying because my car was parked out front. We were Dancing On Water
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