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Donkey Punch

The most epic techno song ever made.
Dudee, I was rolling the other night and blasted 'Donkey Punch' by Hatiras! it was the best trip everrr.
Donkey Punch by xxdisenchantedxx October 5, 2010

Donkey Saw 

A practice popular in the Dominican Republic, the donkeysaw requires several pieces of apparati:

1. Durable plastic hair extensions of between 1 foot and 3 feet long.

2. A willing sexual partner with a pierced navel.

The hair extension must be long enough to allow a tight slipknot to be formed.

To perform the Donkeysaw, the receiver must attach the hair extensions to their navel piercing, and apply the slipknot on the other side so that it may snugly fit around the scrotum of the giver, there must be maximal tension in the cord in the rest position (receiver laying on back), but still enough to allow movement.

The giver must perform oral sex on the receiver. As the receiver twitches and moves, their slight movements will tighten the slipknot fastened around the giver's scrotum. If this is performed the etymology of the name Donkeysaw will become apparent as the receiver may make a soft EENFING noise and the giver may cry AWWWWW in agony. Combining these in the correct order and taking into account the symbolism of the rhythmic motion, one may attain EEEEEFFFAWWWW, and thus the noise of a donkey having its nads cut off.
Sally's Donkey Saw was good, shame it will be my last.
Donkey Saw by DiggleNubber June 21, 2009

Donkey dick

Hey man I'm starving i think I'm gonna go to food barn and get a donkey dicksub fat donkey dick
Donkey dick by Sundialist93 October 17, 2015

donkey dick

An Electrovoice RE20 dynamic microphone.
"Let's put a donkey dick on that kick drum."
donkey dick by strangersdieeveryday February 22, 2009

Donkey in the Canyon

the polite way to indicate that your friend has something in the cracks of their teeth. see also Bat in the cave, Nuget in the mine, and Pirate on the hairship.
Before my interview I smiled wide and asked my friend if their was a donkey in the canyon.
Donkey in the Canyon by Chad S January 20, 2004

donkey porker

when a man has sexual intercourse with an obese woman. He then lifts her fupa to reveal the puss, and goes to town.
dude i heard you fucked baby girl, you're a donkey porker lolololz
donkey porker by shootermkgav1n January 21, 2010