Crotch Hot

1) Food that is so spicy it makes even your crotch sweat.

2) To describe unusually hot weather

3) Used to describe an extremely attractive person

**For those who are inclined to be politically correct, one can substitute C.H.

Man, that thai food was Crotch Hot!
Wow, 100 degrees?? that's Crotch Hot!
Holy hell, that girl/guy is Crotch Hot! Grrrrr.

by CH Creator April 30, 2011

Crotch Tent

noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible

I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

dusty crotch

An old lady you don't like, or one that is a total bitch. A sand-papery vagina!

That lady has a dusty crotch. She is a dusty old crotch

by pornprincess237 May 26, 2009

Fajita Crotch

When a woman has a messy vaginal area resembling the contents of a fajita (meat, peppers, onions, grease, etc.).

The jumbled excess of a loose or disorganized pussy.

After having 6 kids, Tami had a total fajita crotch.

by Fajita Crotch January 6, 2011

clitch

Clitch:
another word for Vagina
other words are trap snatch gigi spangy smitch cragg

a vagina is often called a clitch

by Shadow of the nameless demon June 25, 2006

Garlic Crotch

A fowl smelling male pubic region. The odor permitted by this can usually be sensed from up to 20 ft away. Long exposer to this odor may cause temporary nausea and vomiting....Symptoms include: Redness & irratation of the ball sack, duck butter, slimy residue covering shaft of penis, Disgusting garlic smell.

Kevin was unable to attract any female partners due to his constant Garlic Crotch.

by Skee Rooster August 7, 2010

Fries in my crotch

An STD in which hot wendy's fries will sprout from the crotchell region.

Person 1: Why can you not drive today?
Person 2: I got fries in my crotch, it hurts to much

by broe91 September 2, 2010