tiny cock

A mature man with a cock smaller than a young boys - generally under 3" soft and 5" fully erect. Tiny cocks should never be allowed inside any woman's pussy unless she is totally wasted.

Jill husband doug's tiny cock (1 inch soft, 3.2 inch hard) is totally useless and unfuckable by any woman. As a level 3 cuckold doug - is NEVER PERMITTED inside her pussy OR any other woman. Jill requires him to wear women's panties as an unmistakeable message to anyone that his tiny little boy cock does not deserve to be in a real man's undies.

by Jills cuckold doug June 20, 2006

Writer's Cock

when you can't finish a paper because you're too busy doing porn on the internet.

"dude, did you finish that essay last night?"
"nah buh, i had such bad writer's cock. i didn't do shit."

by BenJamin' Pennell February 22, 2009

cauliflower cock

a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or HPV. Warty dick is a synonym. The term "cauliflower" comes from bumpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.

Gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled sex romp that made Charlie Sheen look like a cub scout. He woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower cock.

He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.

by Jrubadub November 3, 2011

Corona Cock

n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!

John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!

Steve: You & me both!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020

Cock bock

Defines a person that is so whipped in a relationship that they become a dick to others.

Sam: Man Tim is so whipped right now.

Alex: Ya he has been such a dick to everyone.

Eli: He has definitely become a cock bock

by Cockbockcity August 15, 2016

Cock Warming

The action of keeping your vagina on somebodies penis to keep it nice, hard, and warm.

Linda enjoys cock warming for Max.

by x2 AssBandit September 2, 2022

cock drop

When a male (obviously) is hit in his genital region and drops to the floor.

"Dude, stop being an ass or I'll have to cock drop you"

by Dave1892 April 27, 2006