Captain Crunch

A greasy individual who will shit in public with authority.

Holy shit - Captain Crunch just crunched out a log on the side of Highway 401. I hope it rains soon to wash away the lettuce flakes.

by agoblin November 9, 2017

crunch

a nicer version of the bad word CUNT!

Look at that crunch.

by m1ssp1der July 22, 2006

clutch

A word meaning can't live with out, needed for everyday activity. Zack. Brescia owns the word guys.

Camel Ciggs are soooooo clutch!

by alesana April 16, 2008

clutch yourself

when your used to driving a 5 or 6 speed and you drive your friends automatic, and you go to push the clutch in and you press the brake, which makes the car jerk.

"man on the way home i made my self look like a retard, it sucks when you clutch yourself like 3 times."

by darkness06 March 24, 2007

Crunch Time

A time devoted to the action of taking A Crunch. Crunch Time can happen at anytime, in anyplace, to anyone. The length of a Crunch Time is affected my many things. Your age, your sex, barometric pressure, the earths pitch relative to the sun's axis, and what you ate last night for dinner all play a part on when Crunch Time will ensue.

Justin: Nick, you've been in there a while. You okay man?

Nick: I knew it was time...

Justin: Time for what?

Nick: Crunch time...

Justin: Seriously Nick, stop coming over to my house after you eat your Dad's home cooking.

by totallynotchris March 27, 2010

Poppin the Clutch

Its when you are getting head from a woman and you kick her in the stomach and blow your load all over her face.

Im in Jail now because i popped one too many clutches

by Vern July 22, 2004

crunch

The sound that cannabis makes when it has been treated with silica, fibreglass or glass dust to add weight. The term can also be used to describe the cannabis itself.

A: yeah i got some bud.
B: is it good shit?
A: yeah man, good shit, no crunch.

by Trip_d April 21, 2007