Noun: The act of cleansing the anal cavity three times to ensure maximum cleaning. Step one: Insert soapy finger into anus to remove gunk, then rinse. Step two: Insert soapy finger into anus to remove leftover gunk, then rinse. Step three: Insert soapy finger into anus, observe to make sure finger is clean, then rinse. Please note that if the finger is not clean after performing step three, it may be necessary to continue repeating step three until finger shows no traces of brown.
"I don't feel fresh and completely sanitized until I've done my daily triple anal cleanse."
"There's no way my dick is going into your skanky ass until you've a done a triple anal cleanse!"
"There's no way my dick is going into your skanky ass until you've a done a triple anal cleanse!"
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Me : Oh, i had a pipe-cleaner about 10mins ago, refreshing...to the max
Paul : dont worry, theres no sugar...
Paul : dont worry, theres no sugar...
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While jerking off, in the midst of jerkin' the gherkin, one might fill his entire download-list and/or browser cookies with porn. Once one has hit the big climax, he/she will then proceed to clean up his/her download-list and erase his/her browser history.
Damn... My hard drive is full again. Gotta stop downloading all that porn while i'm jacking off. Time for clean up.
by Kikkers March 17, 2008
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"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!
by Incinerator1990 April 28, 2006
Get the clean table mug.The opposite of dirty minded. When everyone's mind is in the gutter and one person just doesn't get it.
Ty: Do you want to come over after I get off?
Kat: No I want to come before you get off ;)
Ty: Why would you want to come over while I'm at work? I won't be home yet.
Kat: You are so clean minded.
Kat: No I want to come before you get off ;)
Ty: Why would you want to come over while I'm at work? I won't be home yet.
Kat: You are so clean minded.
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Get the Stupid Clean mug.The Colon Cleanse is a complex sexual act that begins by inserting Mentos into your partners anus, convincing them that the candies are in fact anal beads. Once five or six mentos have been inserted, the male partner squeezes a bottle of Diet Coke into the female's rectum and plugs her butt with his erect penis. As the reaction between the coke and Mentos commences, the male partner must concentrate on holding his position for maximum explosion, and finally removing his penis from the woman's anus, releasing a whirlwind of Coke-Mentos-Feces-Ejaculate Fluid blend that effectively "cleanses" the colon.
MIKEY: My girlfriends flatulence have smelled quite fresh ever since we performed the Colon Cleanse last night.
JOSTON: Dude, I hope you put some plastic sheets down or something.
JOSTON: Dude, I hope you put some plastic sheets down or something.
by jda-grava.1 February 4, 2010
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