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Chuck Norris approved

An endorsement routinely given by Chuck Norris to radicial religous political nutcases for which Chuck should be ashamed of himself. He endorsed Mike Huckebee in the 2008 presidential election and now he is endorsing (I am not bullshiting here) Roy (ten commandments monument stuck up his ass) Moore in the 2010 Alabama governor's race. Eeeewwww!!!!!!! If you don't already know who this fucktard Roy Moore is, google him and see what you come up with.
Reverend Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church ran for governor of Kansas and; as expected, was Chuck Norris approved.
by Alabama Atheist August 5, 2009
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Chuck Mosely

The original vocalist/frontman of Faith No More. Was kicked out for being an alcoholic and his poor vocal talent. Replaced by Mr. Bungle vocalist Mike Patton.
Chuck Mosely was a good songwriter, but totally sucked at vocals. My personal opinion, anyway...
by not found [Error 404] August 27, 2007
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custard chucker

A mans love lance or spam javelin, used for urine and semen despatch.
My wank was of epic proportions, my old boy was like a wee custard chucker
by sam April 5, 2004
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Chuck Sheen

The offspring and by product of a clone hybriding of Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen. Chuck Sheens Godlike powers surpass anything the world has ever known. Chuck Sheen has the beard of a thousand Norrises.
Chuck Sheen has the lady loving skills of thousand Charlies.
When Chuck Sheen came out of his artificial placenta a thousand angels simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that final scene in the devil's advocate).
Chuck Sheens first words were to Jesus and those words were: "I am your father"
Chuck Sheen knows what your cats are thinking.
Chuck Sheen is TriWinning. He wins here. He wins there. And he wins underwear.
Chuck Sheen can stop a panda in it's tracks with nothing more than an eyelash.
Chuck Sheen can bring a dead wombat back to life.
Chuck Sheen can drive your car from inside a boat.
When you look up awesome in the dictionary you see a picture of Chuck Sheen.
Zeus: Why can't I be awesome?
Me: You're not Chuck Sheen. 'Nuff said.
by Anasthma June 27, 2011
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Chuckie

Chuckie meaning to pay later once the "items" being payed for are sold at street price
Can I get 10 eccies on chuckie till next weekend mate?
by You fcken druggo November 28, 2016
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Chuck-Up

When you take a hot load from a dude in your mouth, then go down on a woman and she gets pregnant.
Charlie's girlfriend is pregnant with twins from a Chuck-Up. Charlie's boyfriend is the father.
by zt.murk July 10, 2019
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Chuck-e-cheese

A place where many people had there childhood memories and didnt think about it....but now the animatronics seem scary as heck
Person:hey do u rember chuck-e-cheese
Person2: oh yea that place with animatronics that are scary as heck
Person: yea-.....wait what
by Mysterious blobfish October 20, 2019
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