Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.
Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.
by BadMouthTacos June 14, 2011
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A person who has undergone an extended period of higher education and failed to make good on degree attained.
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A highly educated individual who’s education outstrips their upper limit of intelligence. In turn there’re out of phase and incapable of making balanced / credible decisions.
A person who has undergone an extended period of higher education and failed to make good on degree attained.
Or...
A highly educated individual who’s education outstrips their upper limit of intelligence. In turn there’re out of phase and incapable of making balanced / credible decisions.
Person 1. You know the Champ has only gone and paid the vet £500 cos the rabbit that he took in had an upset stomach.
Person 2. Jesus! What’s up with the rabbit. It must have been quite ill then?
Person 1. Nope, he’d only left it out in the sun, gone off it’s food it had.
Person 2. Unbelievable! What’s up with him?
Person 1. Well that’s the Champ for ya.
Person 2. Jesus! What’s up with the rabbit. It must have been quite ill then?
Person 1. Nope, he’d only left it out in the sun, gone off it’s food it had.
Person 2. Unbelievable! What’s up with him?
Person 1. Well that’s the Champ for ya.
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by Hakko November 21, 2004
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"Yo Jeff, I drunk a whole swapa crate last night. Had one hell of a brown champagne cork this morning. Had to flush twice!"
by Devilstail May 27, 2009
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Get the Nogin Champa mug.Used to describe an event or act that a person ends up on the losing end but gives they’re all anyway and takes it anyway. Can be used with an emphasis on sports but also with everyday events.
“The frat boys were watching a Porn movie at 3am on the big screen in the dorm TV lounge when in the final scene 4 black guys attempted dvda on a Asian girl, one of the frat brothers yelled “Take it like a Champ!!””
by goddambats July 27, 2006
Get the take it like a champ mug.A person who looks at the screen on the back of their digital camera too much - word derives from the noise they often make - ooh, ooh ooh, look there's a good one!
by David A Clark July 27, 2005
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