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Carebear 

Enjoys the boring side skills in mmorpgs such as crafting and blacksmithing and protests against any competetive nature in the game because they only have time, and not skill.

Often posts complaints on the game forums about getting ganked while collecting resources.
REEEOHHHHH REOOOHHHH REEOOOHHH!!!!!!

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CARE POLICE!!!
Carebear by DeathBunny January 2, 2005
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carebear 

The term coined in PvP (Player vs. Plaver)games when one earns the title for doing something completely and unneccesarily time consuming or pointless for the pitiful praise of strangers over the internet; also used in daily life to refer to someone who goes above and beyond the requirements of a task or quota to impress or suck up to a superior in the hope of earning societal respect. (NOTE: BY FITTING THE DESCRIPTION OF EITHER OF THESE DEFINITIONS ABOVE, THE NAME "CAREBEAR" WILL MOST LIKELY BE USED IN A DEGRADING OR DEMEANING CONNOTATION)
Examples of "carebear" include:
1.) Someone typing 0.o to symbolize the appearance of a carebear's eyes.
2.) In Diablo II, spending hours upon hours filling up 7 mules with godly ass items that you never intend to sell on the internet or give to a chobo.
3.) In World of Warcraft, gathering paladins together in a circle and doing a number crunch on the chance of survival before entering a lair of dragons. leeroy jenkins
4.) Baking cupcakes for a class to get extra credit when you already have an A+.
5.) Showing up at an organized Airsoft skirmish with a highly upgraded AEG, a spare AEG, 2 holsters with dual MAC 11's, army boots, tiger stripe camo, 1337 goggles, land mines, grenade launcher, trip mines, duffel bag full of 25,000 bbs, SAW rifle (m249 if ur a counter-striker nerd),
5 cans of green gas, automatic glock pistol w/ holster, chamber lubricant, binoculars, night vision monocular, optional scope for AEG, spare red dot scope, 3 hi-capacity magazines for each AEG holding about 300 bbs per clip, guille suit, finch knife, RAMBO knife (if ur extra carebear), and finally a boonie hat to top it off.
6.) Having every Pokemon card that exists...and they still are neatly organized in order of godliness in a binder full of baseball card protectors.
7.) Playing dungeons and dragons or other time-consuming nerdy games of the sort.
8.) Bragging to your friends that you spent all day leveling your mage the night before on World of Warcraft when you are 45 year-old man.
9.) Still play Sega Game Gear or the orginal Nintendo to go on an epic quest to beat all the ancient games you own.
10.) Finally, the perfect example of being carebear...TYPING UP THIS LONGASS LIST TO FULLY INFLUENCE THE TRUE MEANING OF "CAREBEAR" TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT THINK THEY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!!!!!!
carebear by Robert Headley July 23, 2008

careface 

a face that doesn't care. mainly used by people from the south of england. used mainly in chatrooms. usually said after a comment that a person has made that has no impact upon someone elses life.
jack:some guy wanst to know if i can play football for his team this sunday.
paul:careface!!
careface by karl9999 April 11, 2008

Self Care 

July 24 is national self care day, it’s when you take a warm bath do face masks and just enjoy yourself
“I have to go take a warm bath and put on some face masks”
“Why”
“Because it’s July 24, national self care day
Self Care by abbers29000 May 5, 2019

carebeared 

when you are so happy the energy just bursts out of you as if you were a carebear
John: I thought of you and candice and I just Carebeared!!!

Oh my Gosh Im gonaa explode into a care Bare AAHHHHH!!!!!
carebeared by candylaureli June 9, 2011

CareerFuel 

What everyone needs from time to time to make a living. Some need a job and others want to start a business. A little inspiration never hurts either.
Campus CareerFuel
CareerFuel by How America Works August 20, 2013
An ass, bussy, or man pussy that hasn't been cleaned for a while or has fecal matter stuck in and around it.
Hey babe can I eat your ass out tonight? Sorry bae my ass is really cakey let me shower quick.
Cakey by cocofeefee January 2, 2015