Canadian broadcaster 

A person who disregards injury of words (ironic to the profession) and proceeds to make fun of someone else's mannerisms, costumes, or dance styles, eluding to that person's possible homosexual lifestyle. In manner of what was done to Johnny Weir after his Olympic men's figure skating routines by broadcasters in Vancouver.

Korina: "He's wearing pink and knows more about fashion sense than me. He *must be gay." Mercedez: "OMG. He just shops at someplace other than the Salvation Army. Don't be such a Canadian broadcaster."

Canadian broadcaster by thedimbulb February 21, 2010

Canadian Waffle Hot Dog 

In essence, putting your wiener in a block of cheese while pouring maple syrup on your naked body. It is usually used as a satirical art piece or part of a satirical statement.

If Jackson Pollock's paintings are worth millions, then that video of me doing a Canadian Waffle Hot Dog has got to be worth something

Canadian Waffle Hot Dog by Johnnyboyee November 15, 2011

Canadian microwave 

A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.

Hey Roger, I was thinking we could do the Canadian microwave tonight.

Canadian microwave by pastramillion November 15, 2018

canadian jew 

a canadian that joins the u.s. marines

"hey ya canadian jew"

canadian jew by seth dowie February 4, 2008

canadian heritage moments 

Historical shorts whose goal is to make Canadian history as boring, lame, and respectable as possible. The actors appear to be given about 35 seconds to rehearse the script, which usually appears to have been written in about four minutes (by a friend of the producer's). They are the quintessential product of upper-class Canadian culture -- a condescending attempt to interest the proles in "their" history.

"Oh, you crazy Canadian kids!" is an actual line from a Canadian Heritage Moment.

canadian heritage moments by Papa B-16 May 10, 2005

Canadian Exhaust Pipe

Firstly a man must stick his own index finger into his pee hole up to the first knuckle. Then slowly remove index finger and insert a lit cigarette (filter first). Quickly begin to have rigorous and sweaty buttsex with another man. If the cigarette falls out of the first mans pee hole the partners must then switch positions. This act continues until either a.) You use an entire pack of cigarettes or b.) you ejaculate onto cigarette. If scenario b occurs the ejaculator then makes the other partner smoke the cum drenched cigarette.

It took Matt and Dave 4 hours to finish their Canadian Exhaust Pipe.

Canadian Exhaust Pipe by BOATS! July 30, 2009

canadian goouche

A "canadian goouche" is a person who wears extreme winter gears during non-winter conditions.

It is the combination of the words "canadian goose", which is a brand that sells Artic equipments, that are meant to be worn during extremely cold (-40C) temperatures, such as winter coats, and a "douche" which is a brainless individual.

Example 1

Dude1: It sure was cold this morning. So much that i had to put a jacket on for the first time of the autumn.

Dude2: Ya, that doesn't beat Mike however, our local canadian goouche who not only wore gloves this morning but he was also dressed w/ his artic winter coat! What will he be doing when it'll actually be snowing...?

Example2:

Weather forecaster: This week we shall be have colder temperatures as we could feel some freezing on the ground...
Canadian goouche:Thank God my mom washed my artic coat last week so i won't feel any of the freezing it'll be!

canadian goouche by dr_manian November 13, 2011