homie cakes

A legend of a most chill disposition such that "homie cakes" is a valid way to describe them.

Yo homie cakes let's smoke.

by OS64 December 15, 2019

Cake Bakes

“Cake Bakes” is referring to cannabis edibles.

-Bruh, you got a cake bake? Bet.

-Can I snag some cake bakes from you?

-Let’s do a cake bake and play some Fortnite. Lte.

-I do not condone the use of cake bakes.

by Kikay August 26, 2019

Table Cakes

An order of pancakes by an individual with the intention of consumption by the entire party. A glue-guy brunch move.

I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.

by Grobin Tingras August 29, 2019

Cake tart

A cake tart is a famous celebrity who is later found out to be a pedophile.

IE:
Kevin Spacey.
Jared from Subway.
Bill Cosby
The Michigan state Olympic doctor.

I though Jared seemed cool and slim; but damn what a fucking Cake Tart.

by TacoRatty May 17, 2018

Jello cake

When you slap your ass and it jiggles like jello

I gave myself a nice jello cake

by Baker of the Jello Caker September 29, 2017

sweetie cakes

A hottie with a nice body/booty

That girl is a real sweetie cakes

by Baddieeeee February 9, 2017

smegma cake

The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.

Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness

Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake

Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.

Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake

by Alan, World Renown pornstar November 23, 2020