cake man

When a man gets cake it refers to getting women or can be used as getting some ass can also be used as a troll or a hype .

Hey pinny how was your night did you have fun are you the cake man

by Sir yitz January 4, 2021

Cake Finger

Dookie biscuits, Feeces pieces, Dung poo.

"Sorry I exited last minute I had a cake finger about to fall out of my butt."

by Pseudocrisp February 14, 2021

Cake pop

When you're hitting it from the back so hard that her butt implants explode.

"How was last night?"

"It was great up until I gave her a cake pop. Spent the rest of the night with her in the ER."

by earthakitt January 22, 2021

Cake it

To fail or fall in a humiliating fashion.

Wait, Ken's on the mechanical bull? $5 says he'll cake it

by obscurity-central March 15, 2021

cake and stare

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.

Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.

by JedBadley May 25, 2021

Cake Sweater

Noun: The extraordinary amount of pubic hair that falls off a man’s Scrotum or penis while urinating specifically in a standing urinal. Usually at an all day public event like a sports game. Collecting on the top of a Urinal Sanitizing disk.

Hey Bob, use the last urinal on the left when you piss. Check out the Cake Sweater at the bottom!! Nasty.

by Ray Padood November 10, 2021

Cake Smushing

The sexual gratification of cake sqaushing with feet or posterior.

She didn't get her thrills from big cock John... instead she gets off on a bit of cake smushing.
That black forest gateau never saw it coming!

by Qhwan August 11, 2021