Brown Luck

A string of resoundingly bad luck ranging in duration from a few hours to an entire lifetime. Although the exact causes of Brown Luck have yet to be determined, genetic factors seem to play a prominent role. Similar to being shit out of luck, but experienced over a much longer period of time.

His week wasn't going very well. His bike had been stolen, he'd misplaced his keys, the pop machine ate his quarter. He was suffering from Brown luck.

Brown Luck by ShocktheMonkey April 21, 2009

brown waterfall

The act of of enjoying a shower right after taking a dump with out wiping your ass. as the water cleans your ass it resembles a waterfall of brown properties.

Ryan wanted to save money on toilet paper so he jumped in the shower after taking a dump and indulged a brown waterfall.

brown waterfall by Mister Ecks June 14, 2009

get your brown on 

getting your brown on is where you drink to the point of not being able to control ones bodily functions, mainly crapping yourself

"boys were getting our brown on tonight" or "boys lets get defcon brown tonight" or "are you going to get your brown on"

get your brown on by winkelton November 16, 2009

baby shit brown

Means the same as the phrase baby poop brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.

{From a website that has these phoney bologna fake "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.

baby shit brown by Telephony October 26, 2013

back the big brown caddie out of the garage

Very crude description that you are about to go in and take a shit.

Chris is heading into the can to back the big brown caddie out of the garage!

back the big brown caddie out of the garage by Larryfun September 8, 2005

Browned Out 

When you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as severe as a black out because you remember different bits and pieces.

Last night I got smashed and totally browned out, help me remember what happened.

Browned Out by Crankytauren November 1, 2010

Derren Brown 

is a unique force in the world of illusion - he can seemingly predict and control human behaviour. He doesn’t claim to be a mind-reader, instead he describes his craft as a mixture of applied psychology, magic, misdirection and showmanship.

Derren Brown Trick Of The Mind - Every Monday E4 10:30 and repeated Channel 4 10:30 Fridays

Derren Brown by Matty B May 2, 2005