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boner nipple

Very "out coming" or "outward" nipples usually on males

When females get boner nipples is called nipping; when females get boner nipples it's called a nipping
Aye bro you cold you've got some boner nipples
by Random_fact_girl May 2, 2015
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Jesus Boner

When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.
by Cuntmuffin995 September 5, 2019
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Dead Boner

A playful insult (usually in 'Roseanne' style families) used when playing, teasing, and talking one into something.

Similar to when Shawn Spencer on 'Psych' says, "Gus, don't be a ..."
"Hey broski, lets go to a party tonight!"
"Nah, I wanna go to bed by 8pm."
"Oh, don't be a dead boner..!"
by Brianna Kinney December 18, 2012
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Book Boner

When you leave a book open for a while (paper-cover), and when you go to close the book, the cover pops back up.
Tim: Damn my text book has a book boner, I am gonna have to flip it on its other side so it will go away.
by WYALS September 11, 2016
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Prague Boner

A boner that is achieved by thinking of forbidden thoughts. The owner, of said boner, must always make his best efforts to not let his friends know the root of his erection
That fella Jack’s got a boner”
I swear I’m not thinking about my sister”
“Aha, Jack’s got a Prague Boner”
by TheTomBrady69 April 22, 2020
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Bible Boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.
Pastor Greg really enjoys spending platonic time with Jessica, I think he has a bible boner.
by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018
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Boner Tears

Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner
"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"
by legitmidget03 December 1, 2014
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