boardroom boner

When you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about sex in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.

Does anyone think Mike is paying attention to the presentation? Nope he's got a big boardroom boner! Quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.

by P90SEX June 10, 2016

honest boner

An erection achieved without the assistance of ED medication, like Viagra or Cialis.

I've gotten so used to this stuff, I haven't had an honest boner in years.

by red_rager January 16, 2011

Atomic Boner

An atomic boner is a type of boner you can get sometimes that can cause pain and screaming and possibly even destroy your schlong. If you ever get one you must stay away from the lotion.

And the boy said while playing Call of Duty "AGHHHH! ATOMIC BONER!"

by Dandongding July 31, 2017

vanilla boner

Only being sexually attracted to normal sexual desires

Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?

by Espeoni October 10, 2015

wishing boner

When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.

" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."

by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017

boner breaker

1. An action or event that totally kills your boner.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.

1. John: Did you bone Carrie last night?
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!

1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!

2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.

by Martin Stekelenberg January 24, 2011

Boner Talking

Excessively complementing or talking up an individual to a point where it seems that there may be a sexual intrest in the individual

your totally killing it, you're amazing, you're the best, god I wish I was as good as you. "Hey man stop boner talking me"

by TyTyCool October 21, 2016