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Boner Tag

An accidental game played between two gentlemen, intent upon performing an enthusiastic Doube Pentration.
Charles and Francois kept saying, "Zut! Alors!!" every time they played Boner Tag when Double Teaming Big Ass Marie. The noise in that room was totally deafening.
by Bunstuffer 2K+1 March 19, 2010
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boner

"dude i got a boner when i saw Samantha half naked"
by mcjesus16 November 14, 2017
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Boner

And that is a boner on my part, when I was your age, I made some huge boners. Boners that i wish i could get back now.”

“I don’t think he knows what boner means.”
by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS December 21, 2021
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performers boner

When one is performing on stage, or is really nervous and pops a boner. Most likely when it is ones first time on stage. Just to be safe, make sure you always wear a cup and compression boxers to prevent this terrible predicament.
That was Joe's first time on stage, and he popped a performers boner, and now is the laughing stock of the school.
by Pseudonym Anon November 3, 2009
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Phone Boner

The bulge ur cell phone has when its in your pocket no matter what pocket
Can i use ur phone"? "naw i dont have it" "i can see your phone boner
by mattapotamusmcgizzy November 7, 2010
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airplane boner

An airplane boner is a swelling of the male genitals beginning at take-off and lasting until landing. The penis becomes hard likely to altitude and/or pressure changes. Some suggest it is a fear boner related to flying. It is unfortunately very painful and restricts walking down the isles. The only known remedy is to tightly secure the seatbelt in hopes it will cut off blood flow and restore a flaccid man-unit.
I was in pain the entire flight. My airplane boner was raging. The woman next to me was not happy to see my bulge throbbing for 6 hours between Seattle and New York.
by MisterMack February 20, 2018
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killing my boner

When someone or something is lame. Can be used by both sexes.
"Man my job is killing my boner day in and day out"
by N.T.T November 23, 2009
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