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Prick Blind

To be "Prick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Prick Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls in their 50s who peaked in High School
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Prick Blind
by CassieWin November 13, 2023
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blind driver

When a person is driving a vehicle and has so many distractions or just doesn't care, blattenly cuts people off, runs red lights, drive the wrong way of a one way street, ect.....
During rush hour traffic I saw at least three blind drivers run a red light at the crosswalk by the court house
by Plumbcrazy420 July 24, 2015
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Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot
blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!
by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023
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Bird Blindness

The inability to identify birds. Any birds. All birds look the same regardless of size, color, or other distinctive factors.
Bird Blindess affected individual: “what’s the deal with the parrot?”

Normal person “Thats an eagle…”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”

Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”

Normal person: “Bird blindness?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”

Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”

Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”

Normal person: “yeah! See?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”

Normal person: “wow.”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
by ORODCUSTOMZ September 10, 2025
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Food blindness

The severe condition where you can only see one type of food. Only way to be cured is to actually eat something different for once
“Do you like my home cooked food?”
“Wym Margret? All I see is pizza rolls

“Ohhhh, you must have food blindness”
by Medical information December 28, 2021
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Blind

or more commonly known as carso197 is a word to describe somebody or thing that can not see out of either eyes or in some cases 1 eye
Poor Carson is blind
by Danduerango June 21, 2022
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Cheeto Blindness

Too orange to see
Don had a bad case of Cheeto Blindness so he couldn’t see between the white lines.
by Totesmagoots October 3, 2020
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