brain check

-noun
An offered or requested postponement of a thought. Usually due to the influence of mind-altering substances. Or being a moron.

Guy 1 "DUDE ok so last night- "
Guy 2 ".....Last night- what?"
Guy 1 "Shit son, I forgot, I'm gonna have to write you a brain check on that one."

by Rob the Baller February 5, 2008

Brain Job

The act of getting a brain freeze from a slushie, while getting a blow job.

Dude, my girl totally gave me a brain job last night

by Synyster Stallone November 10, 2010

Brain Boner

When you are so intellectually stimulated your brain gets a boner.

You: Did you guys check out my new 3D TV?

Me: Yeah, major brain boner.

Used when describing something that intellectually "turned" you on.

by The Comet March 26, 2011

Brain Text

A girl in your contacts willing to give you head.

Matt: She a booty call?
Peter: Nah, she a brain text.

by A Peter O October 6, 2008

Brain Food

Another word for weed, dope, or marijuana. Often times associated with concerts or music events.

What be it brah, you bring the brain food for that Marley concert?

by Garblegonk August 24, 2009

Brain Damage

A name of an Eminem song where he tells the story about a dude from his time in high school fucking him up and putting him in a coma however it's an exaggeration but most of the story is true.

Chorus: repeat 2X

Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin'
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song

by Arfbizit May 24, 2011

Brain Disease

To become obsessed by a romantic interest, over-analysing the relationship, especially in the early stages. Focusing way too much attention on this person and letting it occupy your thoughts 24/7. Most commonly occurs in people who have too much time on their hands and not enough hobbies.

Single girl: Oh my god, I just text lover man and he hasn't written back yet! Do you think that means he isn't interested? Oh wait he wrote back, what do you think that means? Should I write back? I should wait 20 minutes first, right?

Friend of single girl: Girlfriend, you've got brain disease over this guy!

by Brooke Harward February 26, 2008