twat mobile

Derived from the "Bat Mobile" from Batman, used to discribe a piece of shit car, usually covered with stickers and other cheap and nasty modifications and being driven by the local little chav idiot.

"oh look it's fucking twatman in his twat mobile!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

twat-snot

see also cunt bubble.-the thick secretions of an unkempt vagina. often milky,yeasty or otherwise near-opaque. some definitions list twat-snot as the glaze left on your upper lip or nose after performing a successful round of cunnilingus,but this usage is incorrect-unless the woman recieving the action was,as stated,unkempt. (it would otherwise be called a reverse facial)

when i pulled off her panties,i noticed a thick rope of twat-snot clinging for dear life.

by travis pitts January 8, 2004

Twat taster

Usually a women but can also be a man that likes to suck on a pussy so furious that all of the females love juices leave her and end op on the chin of the pussy eater. Then they more on to the mext twat to taste again.

John ate my pussy so good that I swear it was like he was a lesbo in heat! He said that my juice/ cum tasted like it was gin! What a good twat taster he is! Then he ate out my sister too!

by Cum Junkie Walter November 15, 2005

Twat Pocket

When a woman has extremely tight pants on and it creates a pocket around her vagina

Did you she her twat pocket she got some fat lips on her.

by $osa July 30, 2007

Twat Bacon

When fingering a girl who has gotten around and after pulling your hand out seing slimmy skin-like shit all over it, most often happens after a woman's period when she's cleaning out

WTF is this?!
Twat Bacon?!?!
SICK!!!

by Harley Jacobsen April 28, 2009

Guacamole twat

a very green ugly looking vagina that is sloppy

ew that girl has a guacamole twat

by Guacamole King October 31, 2009

Twat wank

When a guy and girl hook up but there's no emotional attachment on his part, so he may as well be using his hand, but is too lazy/ it feels better with the ho.

Ben: "Hey Nick, are you and Sarah together now?"
Nick: "Nahh mate, she was just a twat wank if I'm honest..."

OR

"I'm so f**king horny, but I cba to DIY...I'm gonna call Molly for a twat wank"

by RepisShredders April 16, 2010