(noun) When something is said or done that appears that it could be on the most suspenseful family drama network in the world... Lifetime! Typically used when overt teenage girls describe their overly pretentious drama going on in their life.
"Hey Dan, stay away from Aly today. She's been having a lot of lifetime moments lately. It's not good for your health to be near her."
"And then David actually threatened to kill himself when I told him that I cheated on him with this other guy I met at the bar, who I found out actually does drugs and I just-"
"STOP! PLEASE! My brain can contain any more of these lifetime moments!"
"And then David actually threatened to kill himself when I told him that I cheated on him with this other guy I met at the bar, who I found out actually does drugs and I just-"
"STOP! PLEASE! My brain can contain any more of these lifetime moments!"
by ncmo April 21, 2010
Get the lifetime momentmug. When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.
by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022
Get the Matthew Momentmug. when everything goes right, when everything you say is greeted with a positive response, when everything you do comes out perfect, when you're cool without even realizing it
Dude A: Dude, I think I nailed the presentation at the annual TPS Reporting forum. I couldn't believe people actually clapped.
Dude B: I know, it was a total bono-moment.
Dude B: I know, it was a total bono-moment.
by vleon101 October 15, 2009
Get the bono-momentmug. Person 1: " Man, why are you still simping for Jennifer? She has a boyfriend?"
Person 2: " I think its hotter knowing that she's taken. Hopefully, when they break up I can swoop in and pick her up."
Person 1: " 1una Moment"
Person 2: " I think its hotter knowing that she's taken. Hopefully, when they break up I can swoop in and pick her up."
Person 1: " 1una Moment"
by BallandNutGrinder March 2, 2021
Get the 1una Momentmug. A moment in time when something so dumb happens, and your left dumbfounded. A period of time correlating to the IQ of Rahul.
I was sitting down out side and I watched this absolute Rahul moment of a lady mistaking a whole for a door.
by STemmie September 9, 2022
Get the Rahul Momentmug. When you are caught completely off guard by an object that is out of place and you instinctively jump back, like when a cat sees a cucumber on the floor and jumps straight up.
'Dude, I was rushing to class today and when I turned the corner I ran up on a vacuum cleaner next to the wall. I thought it was a Dalek about to 'TERMINATE!'
'Dude, that was a real cucumber moment.'
'Dude, that was a real cucumber moment.'
by Moreorlesswasted December 16, 2016
Get the Cucumber momentmug. Through the excessive use of technology a person becomes overly excited at something they have done or are about to do.
by Cubeman September 9, 2010
Get the geek momentmug.