Ripe Bean

An aroused female. Slang for when her clitoris becomes engorged during sexual arousal, resembling a "ripe bean"

Woman: "lick my ripe bean"

by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

dry beaned

When a dude has already ejaculated so many times that he just shoots a ghost load on you.

"Chad had already came five times that day so he just dry beaned me."

by Harry Fatazz January 2, 2018

Steaming beans

When the old man in the gym sauna process to remove his towel and let his saggy balls (beans) rest on the bench and steam for all to see

Dam the old man is "steaming beans" again.

by Hurricane2 January 15, 2020

Anto bean

Anto bean is the number one punter in edenmore some reports claim he buys up to 12 bags of rock a day

Any tobbaco fora joint lads
No anto beans around the corner ask him bro

by John 000 January 25, 2020

Bean Lord

Bean Lord is the greatest of them all. The same as Floor Tentacles and The Spaghetti Monster. The proper pronunciation of Bean is MBAE-NS or BOI-NS with a very short “E” and a long “A”. Blyat is also associated with the Bean Lord.

“Do you praaay da Bean Lord? Blyat”

by We are the Floor Tentacles February 12, 2020

bean roll

A funny thing to call your mexican neighbor. He is sure to enjoy it.

Fuck that bean roll down the road

by Bean roll March 10, 2020

Eatin' beans

To be poor, broke, or to lose a lot of money

I'm stuck in a dead-end job, but I don't want to be eatin' beans forever!

If we don't make our money back on this deal, we'll all be eatin' beans!

by Juldean Schneichek March 18, 2020