ass hat

an ass hat is someone who doesnt know any thing but talks like they know everything

that ass hat wont shut up

by dirtyd420420 March 16, 2010

hat fat

when taking your hat off makes you look fatter and older.

Did you see Bob with his hat off?

- Yeah he looks 10 years older and 20lb heavier.

He's hat fat!

by taylorhawkins August 11, 2010

Hat of Assery

A much classier way of calling someone an asshat aka a huge jerk.

Girl 1: oh my gosh that guy was being such a hat of assery.
Girl 2:...what?
Girl 1: please hun I'm a classy bitch and asshat is SO not classy.

by poltergeist-people June 24, 2014

imagination hat

the imaginary hat your second grade teacher told you to put on, but never told you to take off!

using his imagination hat helped john deal with this life!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

tords hat

something that should burn

tords hat looks like a army hat.

by Aflesher May 27, 2021

jester's hat

A graphic, e.g. a drawing, of a vagina.

Johnny got into trouble for scribbling a jester's hat in a very expensive schoolbook.

by pentozali December 20, 2009

hat party

A type of orgy party where everyone wears a hat and folks form groups for sex based on interesting hat combinations. When asked, each pair or group must adequately explain the situation behind their fornication.

Did you see Annabelle and Franky at the hat party? I've never seen a squid and a fish do it before. Franky said the squid inked him, so he had to stuff that fish with some raw meat before cooking.

by dandyrandy05 November 18, 2016