Day walking Yuppie

People that you know that act hardcore and try to hide who they really are. They wear Ford Hoodies and Flannel and claim to listen to metal but Only ride British motorcycles, drink Starbucks, Eat at chipotle, have a blackberry and send their girlfriend flowers when she has a cold.

person 1: Hey you want to see if Brian wants to go to the Rob Zombie Concert.

person 2: Hell no he is a Day walking Yuppie who will most likely want to get a pumpkin spice latte before the show and we will all get our asses kicked.

by G-man 666 December 4, 2009

strategic wanking

the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion

strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over

by D0ubl3T96 June 19, 2011

Defensive Walking

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.

"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."

by Lokiejones November 7, 2011

Andrew Washington

He is literally the goat. Jesus Christ to be exact and has the best music taste. The hoes love him.

Girl 1: omg that’s Andrew Washington. Girl 2: omg he’s so delicious.

by That1guyov3rthere September 19, 2019

jorge washingmachine

A big brain way to name the former US President. Pretty known from the 18+ game known as Roblox

Person 1: Who was George Washington? Big brain person 1:Do you mean Jorge Washingmachine *dabs*

by BigChungusIsGod69 December 18, 2019

George Washingmachine

no.
just no.

George Washingmachine was the first president of the washing machine club

by notarealperson111 December 14, 2020

Gay Washing

Gay ɡā Washing ˈwäSHiNG - The act of altering source material and misinterpreting cannon of character or story to fit a LGBTQ+ narrative. Usually after the founder, or the previous owner has either died, or signed the company over to new owners.

Person 1: "I was reading in an article recently that this character was actually secretly gay, the funny thing is that the original author never mentioned it, or left anything for interpretation in the book to make me believe this."
Person 2: "Well this is a classic case of "Gay Washing". Now that (Walt Disney/J.R.R Tolkein/Stan Lee) has passed its easy to proclaim that in a news article, now that the creator has passed away."

by CarmelPopcornAndCoffee July 3, 2021