Wanker

A word to describe an idiot or annoying person an inefficient person

A person that wants too much

Wanker

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

porsche wanker

porsche wanker is a likeable down to earth guy into german sports cars

i would rather be a porsche wanker than a ferrari f-wit, no one likes them !

by razr rsr March 17, 2020

Wanker

A person who has good intentions

Oh look a wanker

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

Kunai wanker

Kunai wanker refers to person who plays Wraith in the Apex Legends 24/7 and does have kunai heirloom. Once rare item, nowadays used as an identifier of a wanker.

Freddy: Look at this kunai wanker in our team.

Johnny: Oh god, he will be totally useless again. RIP the ranked points.

by voyceboy November 23, 2020

hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017

Wanker

The term "wanker" was coined by the British government in 1951 to be used in reference to the crown's subjects.

"There are wankers all over the world. The sun never sets on wankers."

by Boring Aaron October 28, 2018

orchard wanker

A person that HAS TO HAVE all their tech products branded Apple

Johnny is such an orchard wanker

by Icedevimon November 27, 2021