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whale

a fat bitch, often unnattractive in the face too. the redeeming factor is that the pussy is EASY which is why you can find plenty of them on free relationship websites like Plenty of Fish (POF)and Tagged.
"This whale hit me up on POF messaging me with 'hey daddy, what you workin with?', I fell to the floor laughing but soon realized this was probably the only chance at pussy i'd ever get, I tried to stop being nauseous at the threat of stank pussy and grinned asking for her digits".
by freedom_fiasco December 20, 2010
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Space Whale

Man, is that space whale excellent or what?
by Swankerton Fappinstein February 16, 2005
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James Whale

Baldy has-been radio mouth who still does have some popularity.
by James H Reeve July 23, 2004
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Homeless Whale

1. A species of whale that washes on shore often. They have basket like stomachs and abnormally large fins and tails.

2. Can be used as an insult basically meaning "Stupid shitface take your garbage ass shitface and get the fuck out you pickle molester"
News Reporter:Early this morning a "Homeless Whale" washed up on shore.

David your a homeless whale (Action: David walks out of the room crying like a rock is stuck in his face of shit)
by Gravy in the house! January 21, 2009
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Fat Whale

A teacher who is fat. You often can't tell if they are pregnant or just fat.
God, our algebra teacher is such a fat whale.
by BushyCuntDr4g0n July 20, 2017
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Whale-Shark

The expression on someones face when yawning, which resembles a whale shark.
Buddy 1- ‘Ohh my gosh, not geometry, im so tired (*yawns)’
Buddy 2- ‘Ahh, WHALE-SHARK!’
by Pasta Boy February 23, 2010
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bites whale bubbles

by Overline58 April 18, 2018
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