Volleyball

A sport that doesn't just consist of girls wearing spandex, but guys play too. No; it isn't a sport for lame tall lankey people but it is a sport for anyone. Some of the positions are middle blocker, wing spiker, setter and libero ( they wear a different colored jersey ). Unlike the stereotype, volleyball is an intense sport and although you can get used to the movements to be good they have to be perfected. Anyone who plays this sport is badass, then again I'm a little biased because I play volleyball. If you still think volleyball is easy, try playing in a varsity game.

"Damn that volleyball game was so intense, I never knew how hard it really was."

by \(^•^)/ August 13, 2017

volcano's conduit

The main pipe or vent down the middle of a volcano where it erupts

Teacher: as you can see when the volcano erupts the lava comes through the volcano's conduit

by Isa bleu November 27, 2017

Volvo Wave

When someone flashes a “Spock” sign as a wave when they pass a fellow Volvo driver. Similar to a Jeep wave but better.

That guy just gave me the Volvo wave.

by KBbro February 11, 2018

Volcanal

A volcanal is when you suddenly develop an uncontrollable bout of hot bubbly farts. This is usually the result of eating hot spicy food. They aren't loud but they stink to high heaven. It is pronounced volkaynal.

I was so embarrassed the other day. I was standing in a queue when I developed a volcanal. Everybody was looking at each other wondering who it was.

by pipesucker February 26, 2018

Voldemortphobia

The fear of losing your nose in a tragic accident involving running into the wrong wall at King's Cross Station.

Person 1:"Oh cool, you have Voldemortphobia!"
Person 2: *Tries to feel nose*

by HarryPotterRules15 June 9, 2018

Volcanoed

When your partner ejaculates in your ass, giving you an anal cream pie, that results in an eruption of cum followed by shit immediately after he removes his penis.

I had to change the sheets last night because Adam volcanoed me.

by TheMysteriousOwl45 June 23, 2018

volunteer wife

Volunteer wife

A wife that marries a person for a desired marriage that allows her to volunteer her time whenever she feels like it because she does not have any other financial or domestic responsibilities to provide for the marriage relationship or raise young children. If young children are in this relationship it would be expected that there would be paid caregivers to raise the children so that volunteer wife would have free time to volunteer for any services, functions, or charities she chooses. Volunteer wives seek admiration, status, and power among those organizations they volunteer.

“How does she find the time to help… Oh honey, she married well. She’s a volunteer wife .”

by Cosmic Coordinator May 21, 2018