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Vampires Suck

The most epic spoof movie to come out this summer. For all the people who are tired of the stupid "Team Jacob" or "Team Edward" b.s.

Tagline: "From the guys that couldn't sit through another vampire movie"
Person 1: What are you doing on August 18th?
Person 2: Watching Vampires Suck
by Princess03 August 10, 2010
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vampires suck

the most awesome movie out! makes twilight look like crap! if you haven't seen it your missing out!
person 1: you want to see twilight?

person 2: are you crazy vampires suck is way better!
by lrn_strn15 September 6, 2010
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vampires

attention seeking fools who want to feel special. they choose this term because they think it will make them or define them.

its like whiny snot nosed angsty teens who think they know it all, and then decide to term themselves as vampires because it is "cool" or "in"

so a real vampire? basically a real vampire is a woman who marries a guy for his cash to leech him of his money.

another kind of vampire is one who might leech off someone without giving in return.

basically a vampire is a leech from society, not this cruddy blood drinking/ energy draining BS others seem to think it is.

grow up people and wake to what you really are, another human in this world trying to get by, so cheer the %@#£ up and get on with stuff.
a snot nosed why teen who wants to define themselves as something "special" or as vampires
by M.C.Jomar April 21, 2006
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Vampyre

Simply an archaic word with the same meaning as the modern spelling of vampire.
Moron: I think i'm 1337 so i'll type Vampyre rather than Vampire.
by lordpestilence July 31, 2005
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VampireLife

Staying out all night and hibernating all day. This lifestyle is usually associated with 7 day alcohol binges, where one stays out all night partying and sleeps all day in their dark room avoiding the sun. Another example is when students can be found staying up all night studying in the library and crashing all day long during finals week. The word is derived from the habits of vampires who come out at night and avoid the daylight sun at all costs.
Nate: Where is Mike, he hasn't been over in like three days

Derek: Mike is on that VampireLife I haven't seen him out during the day for the last week, you catch him at Happy Hour on Main Street though, just wait for sun down.

Nate: Drunk!
by Vandalizer48 May 17, 2011
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VampireFreaks

Another social networking website especially designed for attention whores.
everyone that uses vampirefreaks is dumb
by Kongamuse May 14, 2011
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vampirey

having to do with all things vampire.
twighlight is the worst movie ever.even my girl hates it and she LOVES all things vampirey.
by lopimp October 16, 2010
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