One of the dirtiest sexual acts possible.
If you know someone who is willing to partake in this, they are really, really dirty, and will literally do anything for you.
If you know someone who is willing to partake in this, they are really, really dirty, and will literally do anything for you.
by J4miem December 25, 2010
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the act placing your hands flat on top of each other and moving your thumps in a circular motion, this is usually done when the room has fallen silent and every one is staring at each other awkwardly
by DancesNude March 8, 2011
Get the awkward turtle mug.To clarify, there is a teenage mutant ninja turtle - a children's cartoon, and then there's "the ninja turtle". The ninja turtle is the act of taking your ballsack testicles included and flipping it around so that it sits on top of your johnson. It's best achieved on a warm day when things are hanging lose. The term originated at the University of MD fraternity scene. The ballsack resembles a turtle shell and the johnson is the turtle's head peeking out.
Jim was so drunk that he pulled down his pants and demonstrated the ninja turtle in an attempt to get Cindy's attention. But he failed miserably and went home and pulled his pud instead.
by Joe K from MD May 5, 2007
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Get the snap turtle punch mug.Awkard turtle is when your talking to someone and some very odd happens like if you asked someone out and theres a awkard pause thats it!!
You: Hay <insert his or her name>
Person:hows it going good looking
You: Great, Haye will you go out with me?
Long Pause
You: O shit awkard turtle
Person:hows it going good looking
You: Great, Haye will you go out with me?
Long Pause
You: O shit awkard turtle
by Mothkilla March 6, 2009
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by JonnyCakes August 19, 2007
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