Triple Nine

Almost, but not quite.

In other words close, but no cigar.


(999 is almost 1,000 but not quite)

-"Shit, I triple nined in my History class."

--"You going to summer school?"

by Ekim401 February 6, 2009

Triple F rule

The triple F rule is when one person (for the sake of explenation we will say a male) doesnt have a partner but instead Finds a women, has sex with said women, then proceeds to leave the women without calling. So, in essence, the triple F rule means to Find, Fuck, Flee

Male one- "yo, why dont you got a girl"
Male two- "Im a triple F rule kinda guy"

by Obnoxious man123456789 December 4, 2010

Triple B

"Triple B" Stands for blunts, Bottles, and Bitches.

Me: whats happening tonight?
Friend: were having a triple B.
Me: aw shit lets do it

by NoahG420 August 14, 2011

Triple Threat

A person who is of skill at clitoral stimulation with his hands and attempts and succeeds the three finger penetration.

Douche bag friend- "Hey triple threat heard about you and your gf last night"
Triple threat- "Yeaaaahhhhhh"

"She had like 5 orgasms! That dude is a triple threat"

by Yoffybramba2014 June 3, 2014

Triple D

Designated Drunk Driver.

An awful thing to do and should always be a joke.

Who's going to be the triple d tonight? I'm trying to find a ride home.

by dumbdecisions May 31, 2011

triple gold

An attractive woman with dark hair, dark eyes, and dark nipples. Skin can be either pale or copper.

A double gold would be a girl with dark hair & eyes, but pink nipples.

"I'm a man that wants a triple gold, but double golds are great too."

Monica Bellucci would be a physical example.

by Lessons from the Geisha House May 9, 2005

Triple Nutz

The Nutz is a maneuver performed during sex, named after Dee S. Nutz (1898-1918), an American porn star who was injured during and unsuccessful attempt in 1913. It is a tiptoe-assisted jump with an entrance from the back and landing on the center of the tip of the male penis with the female vagina. The triple nutz is performed by rotating 3 times in the air before penetration. Denise Ballmaeister is credited as the first woman to successfully land a triple nutz, in 1978. In homosexual arenas, the quadruple nutz has supposedly been pulled off. However, no porn star has yet landed a clean quadruple lutz jump on camera.

Last night me and my wife decided to try something new. I suggested the triple nutz and she suggested the double nutz. I should have listened to her: now my penis is broke.

by Damiano Sampras March 6, 2007