Sussy Ohio Rizz Grimace Skibidi Toilet

I rink grim - ASS shake but then turn into ohio sussy and skibidi toilet ambatukam

I can feel the Sussy Ohio Rizz Grimace Skibidi Toilet coming inside of me

by HaM ehm October 11, 2023

toilet water

what most dogs would rather drink than the fresh bottled water you give them

SPARKY! Get your head out of the shitter!

by lunar shadows September 23, 2004

toilet suicide

In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.

"I know John had a curry last night, but that sounded like toilet suicide!"

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

Toilet Titties

A set of breasts that would be in the running for the world's ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most hideous tits.

"Yo Kris, your girlfriend has a sweet set of toilet titties. D-Money... light up!!!"

by Steve Nurse February 9, 2006

Toilet Boy

The kid who always puts his hand up in the middle of class and asks,
"Sir/Miss, can I go to the toilet?"
To which the teacher answers,
"Why didn't you go before the lesson?"
To which he replies,
"I didn't need to go then"
Eventually they have to let him go otherwise he'll wet himself.

Usually there's nothing wrong with this kind of thing, but to be classed as a Toilet Boy you have to do this more or less all the time.

Man, that Billy always needs a pee in the middle of the lesson. He's such a Toilet Boy.

by scribblersam May 15, 2010

toilet screamer

A shit that smells so badly that it makes all the sewer rats scream, hence the toilet screamer.

When the boss found out that Joel shat several toilet screamers, he banned him from using the company toilet from then on.

by /Fenders September 26, 2006

toilet jockey

They guy/girl you find in restrooms at clubs, who doles out soap, paper towel and peddles wares in return for pocket change.

This Guy or girl frequently hijacks the sink, and removes all soap and towels from the free dispensers in hopes of garnering your pocket change. This leaves the client with the choice of leaving the restroom dirty-handed or to pay for the use of toiletries that were usually free.

Don't forget to bring change to the bathroom to pay the Toilet Jockey.

by Mississauga Steve February 27, 2007