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Nerd Boner

A nerdy attraction to a game or comic
Yo, I have such a nerd boner for the new Monster Hunter game
by Purest Dragon December 15, 2017
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Greasy Nerd

A person who spends all day playing video games and never leaving their bedroom. Therefore accumulating large amounts of grease because they don't wash.
The person who killed me on Call of Duty is a fat Greasy Nerd
by Steve Morison May 9, 2018
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Nerd Vice

A specific hobby or task that a person (nerd or not) engages in that is particularly nerdy. Usually used to describe their main or only nerdly occupation.
Bill - Hey Jay, you up for some D&D action?
Jay - Naw man, I'm gonna stay home and watch Return of the Jedi.
Bill - Yeah, I forgot that Star Wars is your nerd vice.
by Cody E. March 28, 2007
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nerd lounge

A small room with no windows where 95% men congregate to study. or attempt to study. This room consists of computers that don't always work all the time. and the most productive thing anyone gets done is using facebook.
Don't call it the nerd lounge, its the computer lab. cause otherwise we will loose the nerd lounge.
by Metricman March 19, 2009
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Nerd Murmur

University challenge. The NERDs debate the question while making nerd murmur.

Look at those nerds over there. I can’t understand a word of their nerd murmur.
by Sparkyrio May 29, 2022
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Nerd Pouch

A case for a smartphone / cell phone that is worn visibly - typically on the belt.

The invention of smartphones required consumers to change their cell phone carrying habits since smartphones typically have an outward facing screen that needs to be protected. Nerd pouches were invented and quickly became the new fashion accessory for geeks, replacing the pocket protector. Now nerd pouches are everywhere, though mostly seen being worn proudly around the workplace, on belts with tucked in shirts.

Many smartphone users refuse to be nerdy, and conceal nerd pouches in their pockets or simply carry them around without attaching them to their clothing. Though, in extreme cases, there are the few... the proud... the real men and women who defy all nerdom... who throw caution to the wind and simply put their smartphones in their pockets / purses with no protection at all - not even a screen protector!
I'm never going to wear one of those nerd pouches... the last thing I want is to walk around with some kind of phone utility belt like Batman or something
by FalconDEW December 15, 2010
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Piggy Nerd

When someone pulls their nose up to look like a pig. This person most likely drives a Honda Accord.
by Zeke Nitron November 13, 2018
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