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by ikk0 May 10, 2025
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Flicker Gooning

The act of rapidly flicking the tip of one’s penuts and achieves the mind of one’s into a euphoria like state and unlocks all the chakras bringing the gooner into an astral state.

Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique
Person one- I managed to flicker gooning finally after years
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful
by PuggusDaBest September 2, 2024
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Gooning

When you think you know what you want to eat, but all you really want is crab rangoons, and you end up at Panda Express again.
Me and some buddies were tryna go out on Sunday. We ended up gooning all weekend, so that really didn't happen.
by willowisps September 20, 2023
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Flicker Goon

When someone partakes in gooning for so long that there penis starts too mutate and grow human anatomy.This can be reversed after some time. if done for too long the affects can not go away and the penis can gain sentience and eventually de-attach and become its own living creature.
I Flicker Gooned for 7 hours and now the effects are irreversible.
I love too Flicker Goon in my time off.
by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024
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Pay Gooning

A deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling at the precipice of monetary release.
The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial planner.
by JBOE March 3, 2025
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Moon Gooning

A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.
Homie #1 "We've been Moon Gooning for 36 days straight and I forgot where I am"
Homie #2 "Same"
by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024
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goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.
“I gotta take a goon piss.”
by GoonPisser April 26, 2024
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