Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
Get the Nipple beansmug. "After a long day at work, I enjoy a healthy dose of jiggle nipples"
"Hey Becky, after we finish our cereal can I get some jiggle nipples?"
"Hey Becky, after we finish our cereal can I get some jiggle nipples?"
by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019
Get the Jiggle Nipplesmug. When you're attempting to make food while your hands are preoccupied, and you frantically attempt to fry various dishes by taping pre-fried food to your nipples.
(At a Carnival)
Person 1: Did you get your corndog?
Person 2: Yeah, the cook seemed pretty stressed so he preformed a frying nipple.
Person 1: What a legend.
Person 1: Did you get your corndog?
Person 2: Yeah, the cook seemed pretty stressed so he preformed a frying nipple.
Person 1: What a legend.
by Fizzy Izzy June 5, 2018
Get the frying nipplemug. by Jim August 28, 2004
Get the Pepperoni Nipplesmug. by Poopmouth 2 December 7, 2006
Get the Jelly Nipplemug. Pepperoni Nipples are found on those that have huge areola that are engorged and red resembling a pepperoni. Often times, these nipples have a large amount of black course hair protrusion.
by Duncan Joseph February 12, 2009
Get the Pepperoni Nipplesmug. a t-rex like creature that usually goes by the name of Rachael. Not Rachel. Rachael. Get it straight guys.
by Trexasaurus November 11, 2014
Get the carrot nipplemug.