lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

garment worm

A very tiny penis 🕵

" I have a huge schlong!"
"No you don't it's a garment worm!"

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

worm

a slimy bug that comes outside during rain but is commonly eaten by birds or dug up by birds.

bird: *flying in the sky*
worm just minding its business
bird: oh that looks good! let me eat it

*digs up worm and eats it*

by anonymous December 30, 2024

Wack the Worm

Another term for masturbating.

"Where's Kyle?" asked Max. "He's about to wack the worm like he always does." said Michael.

by vandam574 November 5, 2022

Gummy worm

When you take your teeth out and give a blow job!

The domino deliver driver did not get payment so the senior at the old folks home gave him a gummy worm in exchange.

by Lilo1016 June 19, 2022

Gutter Worms

Little cummies that get stuck in your belly button.

After I jerked off my belly button was filled with gutter worms.

by dilybob123 October 20, 2017

Google Worm

When you recurringly remember a question about the world and that you should search the internet for the answer, but can't at that moment, then later forget to do so.
Similar to an ear worm.

Whenever I do the washing up I get an Google Worm about 'why the sky is blue?' but I never get around to looking it up

by jpbtube July 19, 2022