A very attractive nerd who wears small rectangular glasses who also dresses runway ready in an office setting. They have what is deemed a face card and they're the opposite of office hot. They are also very subtle with their sexuality that is concealed with innocence. However under their concealed persona they’re very powerful and commanding. This is very attractive towards other coworkers. SuperNanny is considered a huge office Siren. Alex from Charlie’s Angels wearing the black latex scene is also considered one.
The new guy at work is such an office siren, those thin glasses don’t hide that sharp jawline and sharp suit as well. I give it one week before all the women in the office ask for his number.
by Aragonroses May 23, 2024
pronounced like other foreign languages - chinese, japanese, office-ese. pronounced - office "ease".
description - the cliche, usually trendy language spoken by corporate office / executive types to make themselves seem more intelligent / important than they are, or so busy, or just cool / "in the know" amongst their corporate world colleagues, etc.
description - the cliche, usually trendy language spoken by corporate office / executive types to make themselves seem more intelligent / important than they are, or so busy, or just cool / "in the know" amongst their corporate world colleagues, etc.
examples of cliche words / phrases- Having said that, if you will, essentially, so to speak, others - dude, I wish I could help you, but i'm totally slammed / swamped / jammed. "Thank you / Thanks so much", although never spoken in a way that feels really sincere at all.
I wish she would stop speaking office-ese, she's so annoying.
OMG I really wish Brad would chill (stop) with the office-ese. It's totally annoying.
I wish she would stop speaking office-ese, she's so annoying.
OMG I really wish Brad would chill (stop) with the office-ese. It's totally annoying.
by optical1 February 24, 2011
When you work for a company that feels you couldn't do any better and should be privileged to work there. Boss makes you feel incompetent at every turn and has his favorites.
Oh great... here comes Brian to perform more Office Abuse on all of us. Cant wait to find another job.
by Jackpot!cs February 04, 2021
The sole person left working alone at the office building, often by choice, who runs around trying to keep on top of all tasks.
by MegaHuge June 25, 2021
Person 10:Did you see Drew durnils acting in his old YouTube video I know it was cringe right.
Person 2:yeah it was funny to.
Person 2:yeah it was funny to.
by lbert August 11, 2022
A great Roblox game where you have to find weapons and survive tasks until the last person is standing. Your coworkers will be mentally unstable and will try to kill you.
by Labradoodle 2190 November 04, 2023
Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022