Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.

The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath

by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022

Afghani Tongue Bath

When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.

When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.

by KingFoopaTroopa June 12, 2023

detroit fudge bath

The art of smearing shit all over your partners body then performing intense anal.

Todd gave George an intense Detroit fudge bath

by Fjxrnsjxnen March 5, 2018

Bath Shart

When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.

"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."

by Pasty_White_Boy May 31, 2022

not bathing

a irvin is an example of not bathing

not bathing is the definition of an irvin

by Dont bathe then December 4, 2020

Obama Bath Water

You've sitting in bath water that Obama has already pissed in this whole time :)

Person 1: "I love me some Obama Bath Water"
Person 2: "Dude, you know that's his own piss, right?"

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY February 9, 2023

Dutch bubble bath

When one or multiple woman stand in a plastic bubble and a gentleman farts into it

Do you want a chance to win $500 all you have to do is a Dutch bubble bath (last woman to leave the bubble wins)

by RideThroughKind January 27, 2025