This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)
Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016
Get the Married Gogglesmug. by BanksyNuts July 31, 2025
Get the Dubai night gogglesmug. Eye protection one wears while getting sloshed. A sacred accessory saved for special nights of extra hard drinking. Never wear your slosh goggles while not drinking.
Craig: Bro I’m trying to get sloshed tonight.
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!
by BigMoose69 June 9, 2018
Get the slosh gogglesmug. UR CRUSH CODE NAME
by Gushsvdgdhjdjcjcjcjcjjc November 1, 2022
Get the gogglemug. Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.
by Downtown Georgia Brown January 31, 2012
Get the Drought Gogglesmug. by Buckle July 9, 2018
Get the Clout gang gogglesmug. Phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive Asians appear beautiful.
by BigBlake August 3, 2012
Get the Saki Gogglesmug.