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Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)
Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016
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Dubai night goggles

The same as Arabian night goggles except you first dip your balls in pistachio butter
My kink is making her wear Dubai night goggles
by BanksyNuts July 31, 2025
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slosh goggles

Eye protection one wears while getting sloshed. A sacred accessory saved for special nights of extra hard drinking. Never wear your slosh goggles while not drinking.
Craig: Bro I’m trying to get sloshed tonight.
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!
by BigMoose69 June 9, 2018
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goggle

person 1: OMG ITS GOGGLE
goggle: HUH *realizes*
by Gushsvdgdhjdjcjcjcjcjjc November 1, 2022
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Drought Goggles

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.
Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.
by Downtown Georgia Brown January 31, 2012
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Clout gang goggles

She wore those clout gang goggles to ignore the haters
by Buckle July 9, 2018
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Saki Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive Asians appear beautiful.
I had my saki goggles on last night and woke up with an asian troll in my bed.
by BigBlake August 3, 2012
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