The Player's Jerk

When a group of guys whack off at the same time to some kind of porno.

shit, jamaal you missed the players jerk last night. It was off da hook!

by Phat Pat October 13, 2003

dirty football player

The act of sticking both your thumbs in a girls ass and wiping them under each eye.

Last night I gave suzy a Dirty football player last night.

by choda boy August 25, 2003

Windows Media Player

Yet more useless software from microsoft

Error 403 what the hell does that mean

by Bryan February 13, 2005

Pre-teen player

One of more than 18 years of age, who enjoys sex with younger girls, under the age of 14

"Jon tried to fuck a 13 year old the other day, what a fucken pre-teen player!"

by Marc November 11, 2003

platium players card

food/ ebt card

hey lets go to 7-11, i got the muchies, hook it up with platium players card!

by missjune August 4, 2010

Top Player Alert

A term used to describe someone who is very good at video games. Usally used to describe people who are good at fighting games.

Watch out man, that guy over by the Arcana Heart machine is Top Player Alert

by GEAR-X April 7, 2008

volleyball player

Someone shows off there ass 24/7 doesn’t stop until they hit one hard. Someone who will sit around in there booty shorts and sport bra all day even with friends

Damn she is such a volleyball player

by Athletes May 19, 2018