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Thirsty Two-Text

Defintion: noun:

When you so thirsty you can't wait for them to reply so you keep texting. ....having an awkward conversation with yo' sad self.

You have become thirsty two-text.

Go out and get some game.

Immediately.
John to Jill
John: Hey!
John: Hey man!
John: How was your day?
John: OMG the weather!

Jill's Friend to Jill
Friend: "Jill, John is a thirsty two-text."
by ain't got time for thirst March 2, 2014
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Textaholic

1) Someone who is addicted to texting.

2) Although an addict, is still an amazing person.
1) "Put that phone away!"
"I can't...I'm addicted to texting...I have a problem...I'm a textaholic. Please get me help!"

2) "Wow, she's such a textaholic..."
"Yeah, but she's so amazing..."
"True that."
by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
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ghetto text

(n) an incoherent series of letter, number or symbol combinations used to send text or email messages that are impossible to comprehend.
Yo, I just got a ghetto text from Tyrese and it looks like his mom's broom just got stolen by alien zombies....wus up wit dat?
by Johnny B Ghetto December 17, 2006
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text me later

used when a person has asked someone a question and have then been ignored.
person1 to person2- ''haaay you coming out for my birthday?''
-ignored-
person1 to person2- ''aww wicked text me later''
by Raaz Taaz January 29, 2009
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text language

A mental disease in which a human cannot text or write properly.The so called "text language"
was originally a diabolical plan made by the illuminati, mainly aimed to brainwash the microscopic brains of urban teens and adults. It is currently known as the first step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" agreed upon by Jorge Bush, Barack Obama and other illuminati members.The next step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" is currently unknown to the public, but it is predicted to be far,far worse.
Text language is usually caused because of these four reasons:
1. Pure laziness

2. Because there friend does
3. Because they don't know how to spell the word
4. Because the illuminati are threatening them to kill them if they don't

The "text language" seems to not effect elderly (50+). There is currently no known cure for this disease, however it is rumored that if the patient is strongly separated from all urban activities (computer, phone, etc) for 10-20 years the patient will "forget" the "text language" this however has not been 100% proven and may require more years of isolation.
Normal Human: Dude why do you use that stupid text language? There's no point, it ruins the point of grammar, it corrupts our language, and most importantly it PISSES me off.

Infected Human: lol dood wtf u ragin about lol? i nlike u have a lfe and dnt hve tme t perfect my langag

Normal Human: You doche bag you can't spell for crap and you are brainwashed by the goddam illuminati

Infect Human: lol

Normal Human: you even reading?

Infected Human: lol ho r illumininati again?

Normal Human: *facepalm*
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Text Support

Advice, encouragement delivered via text... frequently related to dating and boss hating. Pronounced like tech support.
Hey, thanks for all the text support last night! I have a coffee date with him today.
by Animall September 7, 2007
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Sex text

See word. - When you have a female on top riding reverse cowboy and male culprit is texting another female at the same direct time.
Sex Text - If you can't figure it out, you shoudn't be online.
by David Muller October 20, 2008
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