Texas

If you come a across someone named Texas you are lucky he plays and does the most but he can be nice and caring at times

Texas-who wants to fight
Me-nobody😐

by That_sammy_mix October 16, 2018

Texas sweep

The simultaneous shifting across two or more lines on a multi-lane road.

I merged onto the right of the highway and no one was around so I did a Texas sweep to the far left lane.

by TheCup December 22, 2018

Texas Six Shooter

6 round arm wrestling match. Left or right. Before every match a shot of booze must be taken. Time limits between matches can vary. Standard WAL and or WAF rules apply.

"You think your tough. Let's make it interesting with a couple shots"... other guy/woman responds. " let's make it a Texas Six Shooter"

by Is it my day off yet? May 7, 2019

Texas Dry Rub

Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.

or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.

by apt279 May 16, 2019

texasterone

The energy that makes a man more southern and Texas-like.

Ah watch out for that guy he’s got so much texasterone, I stfg I’m super scared he’s gonna some some racist shit or something. Total redneck.

by Ezra Bergenstein June 2, 2019

Texas Majority

When someone is wrong, but so are the majority of people there. This causes the person who is right to be verbally attacked.

John: How was your night yesterday.
Jill: Terrible. I was in a Texas Majority of people who thought that a car could explode if you shot the gas tank
John: But it will explode
Everyone else: Yeah it will

by AlwaysWrong June 19, 2019

texasize

(Verb) a vigorous cowboy workout, often performed after consuming too much BBQ or texmex food

Ooo-wee! Ima have to texasize for a week to work off these here enchiladas, I tell ya whut.

by SoberishGopher August 28, 2019