google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.

"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."

by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013

manually google

when the internet is down and you actually have to look it up in a book

my computer isn't working so I had to manually google my homework all night, it sucked

by heinygirl February 20, 2011

Google Baucker

People who google a meaning and find it then bauck about it.

Thalia overheard a fact, as a Google Baucker searched and found the real truth.

by Darthmohicas August 8, 2015

google drunk

When you're so drunk you believe you have the answer to everything

Yo I was so Google drunk last night I started explaining the science of getting high.

by Hawiw November 2, 2016

dirty google

When you suck your own asshole and you like it like it was 1790 slaves

I did a dirty Google and loved it

by Goodbob September 9, 2021

google bordum

when you are soooooo bored you start just looking up google for NO reason.

i have google bordum.......

by Pink Oreo May 17, 2019

Google-fiddle

When a bitch fucks up a blow job so you oil her up and slap her pussy

You bitch now I gotta give you a Google-fiddle

by Fucking duck god October 2, 2023