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Flog the Dog 

Feverish bouts and repeated, back to back sessions of male masturbation. Usually brought on by watching entirely too much internet porn in your parent's basement.
Ever since Brian failed out of college, all he does is flog the dog.
Flog the Dog by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016

do the deed 

We were about to do the deed
do the deed by heywhatuwatching January 9, 2022

bitch, the door 

When someone says or does something stupid and they just need to exit the premises. Because that was some stupid shit And you cannot come back from that.
Wtf.. Bitch, the door. Bye.

Those were the days 

phrase used when you reminisce about the "good old days" when life was easy. Even more fun if you make it a song like Edith and Archie Bunker did in the "All in the Family" opening.
Boy the way Glen Miller played
songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us, we had it made.
Those were the days!
And you knew who you were then.
Girls were girls, and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man Herbert Hoover again.
Didn't need no welfare state.
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the Days!
Those were the days by Corn Flake January 16, 2007

i am all the day with my cock up 

phrase first used on suicidegirls.com by member Emovi, a member whose first language is not english, in a thread referencing the beauty of one of the site's models (Katie). this occurred on April 1, 2004.

from this grew a 20+ page thread on SG involving many variations and alterred-to-fit images, spread to other web forums, spawned a music video, t-shirts & caps, etc.
original full phrase: "o god i am all the day with my cock up this girl make me so horny... i am the only one??"

some phrse variations:

in reference to Monty Python's Silly Walk sketch, "i am all the day with my walk up"

in reference to watching original Star Treks, "i am all the day with my spock up"

and so on.

Straight off the dome 

The action off coming up with an original idea or answer.
Justin: Eric, how in the world did you ace that Calc test?
Eric: Easy, it was straight off the dome.