Badonkeedonk Surfing

Riding on the back of a Harley across the country without any reservations.

Badonkeedonk surfing the Ironhorse, stealth camping on the ground and nappy hair for the next 3 weeks! No plans...no reservations (see what I did there?) Look out STURGIS...here comes trouble! GOTTA LOVE IT!

by Kymbr August 1, 2010

FPS surfing

When browsing the internet, you stroke and click the mouse so fast as if you're playing Crysis.

On a summer's day....

Matt: *sees Gary with his computer* Holy shit! Playing Crysis 2??
Gary: Nope, just going through Facebook. Too many tabs, so I did FPS surfing

by chrno August 16, 2010

Scrotum Surfer

When a Guy busts a load and the Chick Procedes to lick it all from his anus to the top of this dick

I was so glad this Scrotum Surfer was there to clean up after wards

by Harpuia667 January 6, 2011

Universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

wake surfing

a gay incarnation of surfing usually done by gay frat boys and overly intoxicated girls

what a bunch of wake surfing assholes

by TheTrUtHoFdAwOrLd September 14, 2018

Surfside Beach

1. n. Mecca for the old or elderly; 2. n. place where wannabe surfers come together and ride the not-really waves; 3. n. one of many beaches along the East Coast overrun by tourists.

Don and Susan love to travel to Surfside Beach for their yearly vacations. They also like to piss off other drivers by driving slow, being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and not knowing where they're going.
Dreads always gets high during the summer in Surfside Beach with the expectation that the waves will be "killer." Unfortunately for him, they never are.
Ike and Ina love to take their 5 unruly kids with them on the treks across the country from their home in California to the already crowded shores of Surfside Beach!

by ojeezleweez March 3, 2009

surffing

crazy wild amazing sex (little waines video lollipop he mimed sex like he was surfing) so we decided to call it surffing and we have been calling it surffing for 4 months

I was surffing so hard last night and it was so wet

by Laura Quinlan December 21, 2008