Saleme

He has the smallest dick on earth.And when you say “oh its saleme!” All the girls start laughing on his small one but he has a lot of friends and he’s a lovely person

Ohhh lookk he has a saleme one
Hahaha look at this saleme
Boy: “ayro lal saleme”. Girl:HAHAHAHAHAH NOWAY😂😂😂

by Saleme June 4, 2019

Wash Sale rule

a bullshit way the man keeps you down while trying to cut losses in the stock market by taxing your puny gain 35% on the re-buy.

"haha you are a dumbass for breaking the wash sale rule, nobody does that you dumbass."

"Heads I win, Tales you lose."

by Piggyboy December 21, 2007

Nico Sales

a jew .

Erica is a Nico Sales

by a N4Z|. June 30, 2009

salem

A salem can be defined as a muslim or a muslim asshole whom unwillfully takes a vow of celibacy in most cases because most salem's either are not interested in girls or girls are not interest in the said salem; Also most salem's live in shacks is also a topic of a most popular book written by Stephen king called "salem's lot".

Look at Salem over there, damn he smells from here.

Dude your street looks bad because all because of salem's lot over there

by clapback September 24, 2004

Salem Witch Trial

A sexual act. What you do is, dunk a girl\'s head in a toilet, and as you do it, you pound her, all the while screaming \"she\'s a witch!\" And occasionally flush to give her air. If she is found innocent, she will be freed, if she is guilty, she will be burned at the stake.

Dude, last night I picked up a chick at a club and performed the \"Salem Witch Trial,\" turns out she was a witch.

by Ronco, the brand new god April 26, 2005

jerk off stalefish

This is the action of jerking off, then jerking off right after that.

Joe: Where is Chris going?
Paul: He's probably going to jerk off stalefish.

by Mikedakwik February 28, 2008

salee

A girl who fucks over awesome artist types.

Guy 1 : hey so what happened to your girl brother?
Guy 2 : she fucked up
Guy 1: uh oh, did she salee?
Guy 2: yup
Guy 1: ah , dick move

by myhk January 22, 2009