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john sniffer

a person that likes to sniff toilets right after pepole take dumps them, usually a homosexual or pervert
by ejhfg March 15, 2011
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Shit sniffer

A person who always looks like they are smelling poop. A stinky version of resting bitch face.
Is there dog shit on my shoe or is she just a shit sniffer?
by Therrick September 11, 2016
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The Kitty Sniffer

When you go down on a girl using only your nose to make her climax.

Inserting your nose into a females vagina.

When you sniff the inside of a women's pussy.

Popular technique among Jewish males to use while going down on a girl.

Also refereed to as The Jacob Moorehouse, or The Jew's Special.
Jacob: "Hey look guys, this how you're suppose to go down on a girl" *Shoves entire nose into blue icee

Jessica: "Last night Brad totally pulled The Kitty Sniffer and stuck his entire nose in my pussy while going down on me."
Celina: "Oh my gosh, how was it?"
Jessica: "I barely felt it, maybe if he was Jewish I would of came for once."

Valerie: "Holy shit, yes, Jose you're stretching my pussy so much!"
Jose: "Thank you, people have always told me I have a big nose."

Matthew: "Which one would you like me to stick in your pussy first my dick or my nose?"
Amanda: "You already know I want that Kitty Sniff."
by Isnif Pusai October 14, 2013
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smiff

wipping your butt and the toliet paper breaks. Then taking a wiff of your finger
i wiped my butt and smiffed on my finger.
by Will October 1, 2004
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rocco siffredi

Italian porn star who looks, in fact, non-Italian. Rocco Siffredi is one of the few male sex actors who has real name recognition, due largely to his
decidedly nasty sexual exploits with mainly European females. Zoom shots of Siffredi's anus during sex reveal he may well have hemmorhoids. Nasty
I went to the doctor today and he said I was suffering from "Siffredi Ass" and need to use Preparation H.
by Modern Cynic June 10, 2005
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spiffylicious!

a word created by moi!
It can mean anything you want it to mean but it will allways be something positive! Its a word that expresses a person extremely happy feelings about something
Dave asked me out thats so fing spiffylicious!

OMG , i love you , you are just too spiffylicious!
by Maria June 16, 2004
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free sniff

As a phrase, noun. After performing oral sex and/or fingering a female's box, the lingering smell afterwards, either on the upper lip or on the fingers. Generally used as either bragging, warning, or Avoid a bad free sniff with a sniff test.
Hey, Paul! Smell my fingers, man. Smell that? You got a free sniff!
by Dan Madole August 29, 2004
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