secondhand salt

noun. derived from secondhand smoke.

What you feel when a friend is really salty about something that you're not involved in and their anger makes you salty too.

I'm really getting some secondhand salt from Mollie about that dumbass kid in her math class... now I'm salty about it too!

by anachronistic-beluga February 15, 2017

Scooney hole

Slang for pussy

You could park an suv in Amy's scooney hole cause it's so loose

by Boot in the hoof March 12, 2017

second hand fan

When someone knows a lot about a fandom because their friends or family are part of the fandom.

Person 1: Wow you know a lot about Harry Potter. Are you a fan?
Person 2: No. I'm a second hand fan. My sister loves the books.

by Melia Plumeria April 4, 2017

secondhand salami

Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.

"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."

by JADrI May 30, 2017

Second Hand Hangover

After your friend has a night of drinking, and YOU wake up the next day with a headache.

Good morning Spencer, how are you?

Ugh....I have a headache
So, you've got a "Second Hand Hangover?"

by The Hartman June 9, 2017

Scoonier

The word Scoonier can be used to describe many different types of people. The most common use of the word scoonier is to describe someone who is so bad at something they are doing and they demonstrate how bad they are. The other meanings of scoonier can describe someone that is extremely stupid, lame, weak, and petty. The word scoonier can also be used as a substitute for the word "noob"

"You damn scoonier..."
"That dude is a scoonier"
"Can you stop being a scoonier"

by PuntYourPayments June 23, 2017

Secondhand tbag

When someone uses their buddy's c pap machine as a dick holder

"Did Earl bring his c pap machine to the softball tournament? I'm gonna secondhand tbag it tonight!"

by Scienceprof August 12, 2017