Stinky Slinky

When you put it where it stinks, pull it out and slap your old lady in the face with it

I gave the old lady a Stinky Slinky

by Mak19993 January 15, 2023

Greasy Slinky

After you, and your buddy are finished double teaming a female from both ends (and thus have "greased her up" from both said ends), you throw her down the stairs. If done right she will look like a slinky going down the stairs.

Dude, that chic from last night really wanted to have breakfast together. I told her I got a better idea: I called Aaron over and we did a greasy slinky on her, then closed the door behind us big bro high five.

by Al Texass April 25, 2023

Big Slinko

101x Most hated, known for getting under the skin of black faction and making them cry for hours, constantly tagging staff to come and aid them because they are bully victims of the almighty slink, The one who mfs can't stand but they have to as he will pepper your nan with insults an push you to breaking point, All hail slinko, Hoorah

''Big slinko is under my skin'' ''@admin please help slink is bullying me again'' ''Why does slink make me cry so much''

by YourNanAnThat September 14, 2023

spring slinky

slinky. (plural: spring slinkies)

"I have got a spring slinky in the Robinson mall."

by hydorus shui October 2, 2023

The Slinkman

When you’re looking for the perfect drink and you’re too sophisticated for all the pleb drinks.
1 part Pepsi, 1 part Vodka.

Bro, I saw a homeless man drinking an Old Fashioned on top of a honey wagon. Can you make me something a little more bougie?

I got you, fam.
Here’s The Slinkman, part Pepsi, part vodka.

by Hamburger80 January 21, 2024

Pink Slinky

It has happened that an extremely prolapsed rectum (pink sock) can slip out and get tangled in a bicycle sprocket or other machinery, resulting in the unraveling, then coiling of one's intestines, giving one a PINK SLINKY.

Thomas had himself quite the fabulous Pink Slinky. His go to party trick was to yank down his trousers, release the coiled Pink Slinky, whereupon he would bounce around the room like Tigger the tiger.

by Red monster boy November 10, 2024

Sudanese Slinky

When a man pulls on his dick until it resembles that of a old and heavily used Slinky.

Damn Nick, your dick looks like a Sudanese Slinky from all of the repetitive jelqing.

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024