When a man is eating out a woman, if she quiefs in his mouth and causes him to puke in her vagina, he closes her legs, duct tapes them shut and throws her in an oven.
Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
by Peter Willy April 18, 2011
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Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle
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Get the shuffle the tits off the Queens mug.A noun derived from combining the words "shit" and "stuff," used to describe an item bought by a man (stuff) for a woman that normally would be something a woman would buy (shit). Based on the widely accepted notion that men buy things with useful properties, referred to as stuff. Whereas women buy things for no reason that serve no purpose and are essentially useless in any setting, referred to as the derrogative "shit"
Man #1: I bought my girl a glass figurine of a dolphin for her birthday, she really liked it.
Man #2: Dude, isn't that like the 4th figurine you bought her?
Man #1: Yeah, so?
Man #2: You gotta stop buying her so much shuff, man. You're going to fill up your apartment and have no place to put your stuff. She buys enough shit as it is.
Man #2: Dude, isn't that like the 4th figurine you bought her?
Man #1: Yeah, so?
Man #2: You gotta stop buying her so much shuff, man. You're going to fill up your apartment and have no place to put your stuff. She buys enough shit as it is.
by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009
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by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003
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