Shuff

Derives from the words: Shit and Stuff. Hence Shuff

Brandon, I've got to get my shuff out of your car

by poetrysiren August 26, 2010

Monkey Shuffle

A "dance" that amounts to little more than standing in one place, making erratic movements meant to be suggestive, which instead make you look like you are coming in your pants.

If a monkey were convinced to dance, but not taught how to, his movements would be similar to a person performing the monkey shuffle.

Shelly: Is he trying to impress us?
Candy: It looks like he's having sex with an invisible, vertical couch.
Shelly: Can the monkey shuffle really be that physically demanding that he should be sweating?
Candy: I'm expecting my dad to show up and join in.
Shelly: We should stop. I'm beginning to think he's actually... you know, mentally challenged.
Candy: Is that... Drool? Why won't he stop looking at us?
Shelly: Oh my god, Candy, we need to get out of here right now!
Candy: Let me get my purse!
Shelly: LEAVE IT! JUST LEAVE IT BEHIND!

by The Great Pumpkin February 10, 2009

Chi-town shuffle

When a man hides behind a bush and waits for a girl wearing a skirt to walk by, he jumps out and rapes her while she's still wearing her skirt.

-Hey what are you doing hiding behind this bush?
-SHHH! I'm waiting for a girl that I can Chi-town shuffle.

by Wild Side April 1, 2007

shtuff

shitty stuff or just plain stuff...

i have so many shtuff i have to deal with...

by his property December 1, 2004

Truffle shuffle

When your fucking a girl and transfer from the ass to the pussy

So I was fucking a girl last night and I pulled off the truffle shuffle

by Foreskin parachute December 12, 2016

shtuff

A combination of the nouns "stuff" and "shit". A hint that this stuff smells more like shit than just average stuff.

Boss: "Did you get the files I forwarded?"

Employee: "Yeah, what the hell am I supposed to do with all that shtuff?!?"

by mark the disgruntled employee August 25, 2008

goofy coon shuffle

the goofy coon shuffle is a very ancient and complex technique where the person with the ball flails there legs in an orderly manner whilst screaming and looking like the goofy coon that they are

hey look at that guy hes doing the goofy coon shuffle, what a fuking mad cunt.

by Dalgety November 25, 2006